Erotic Gibberish
My university email account receives a fair amount of SPAM in which some of the most amazing bullshit can be found. Unlike most SPAM though, this stuff makes for excellent reading. Here are a couple of my favourites.
"Subject:Small woody not big problem anymore!
Salute dude
I don't care why your thing is so small, but 81% of women do."
And
"Subject:Hei man - be a BIG MAN!
YO Dude
I don't care why your meat is so small, but 74% of women do."
Both of these have obviously been composed by the same person who is a master of the irresistible opening gambit. It leaves me wondering who is writing this, what they want from me, and how the hell they come up with such intriguing bullshit.
"Subject:Small woody not big problem anymore!
Salute dude
I don't care why your thing is so small, but 81% of women do."
And
"Subject:Hei man - be a BIG MAN!
YO Dude
I don't care why your meat is so small, but 74% of women do."
Both of these have obviously been composed by the same person who is a master of the irresistible opening gambit. It leaves me wondering who is writing this, what they want from me, and how the hell they come up with such intriguing bullshit.
posted by David Swallow at
1/12/2007 08:11:00 PM
1 Comments:
Hahahahaha, Dave! you have to jump on that opportunity! hehehehehe, go make fun for yourself and make money in the Internet!! :P
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